Blog tag

A tag! probably something like the chain mails, which essentially end like ..." If you don't forward it to x many asses by x many hours ur ass will be blown out!"

Anyway, as this supposedly 'blog tag' exudes humour more than anything else, have tried my hand at it.

7 things i plan to do

1) Retire to a cosy corner of the Nilgiris and smell tea leaves for eternity
2) Shave without a mirror
3) Strap a rolex to my wrist and drive an Audi, buts thats after i manage to sell my 9 year old Splendor
4) Adorn a boyish cut wig, dust my tennis bag and armed with them pass, repass my erstwhile sweetheart's home
5) get porn movies and watch them on a sunday morning while my wife is still asleep.
6) rig the stockmarket and feel elated when ET, CNBC have got it all wrong
7) wake up on time for sunrise

7 i'can't do

1) Retire just yet (Dad read that, give me the money)
2) Shave without a mirror
3) Understand the funda behind philosophy and the philospohical books
4) Why listening to carnatic music is considered "archaic"
5) use a laptop, and a make a powerpoint presentation filled with jargon
6) Comprehend why Germany lost WWII
7) Wake up on time for sunrise

7 things i keep repeating

1) saniyan (an abuse in Tamil)
2) Bastard (s)
3) What the heck
4) Abey
5) Ghothu (understand in Kannada)
6) I have another appointment, can we reschedule our meet, when am sure i'm gonna be late.
7) I will lose weight

And i call on ramz, rubaru